from sally
to mom
date Thu, Dec 18, 2008 at 3:40 PM
Hi mom!!!
Well, I'm bored at work! Here is a future road trip that we can go on - or not - after I get my license:
First Leg: Ithaca to ClevelandRouteIf we're feeling detourish, the
World's Largest Mary Statue isn't
that far out of the way. Also, there's the
One and Only Presidential Museum, which I can't even begin to explain. I don't know how I've never heard of this before, but oh man, is
my mind blown! No really. I think we HAVE to go there.
And once we make it to "The Mistake on the Lake"... well... duh. There's the
Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame, where we can see pieces of Otis Redding's airplane and (OMG!) Slash's top hat and leather jacket!!!
After that, we can move on to the
World's Largest Rubber Stamp. Uhh... that's the best I could find. Cleveland's a little dull. Onward to "Porkopolis"!
Second Leg: Cleveland to CincinnatiRouteOn the way we can stop at the
Biblewalk and Living Bible Museum in Mansfield, Ohio - Ohio's only life-sized wax museum! How can you not want to see a giant statue of Job covered in boils?
In Fairfield, right outside of Cincinnati, we can tour
Jungle Jim's International Market, where "a full-size authentic horse-drawn buggy looms over the Amish-style meats and groceries section, and a large animated lion dressed like Elvis sings every five minutes on a glittery stage." Displays include dancing animatronic animals, an authentic shrimp boat, and even a fire truck suspended over 1,000 different hot sauces. (FYI, this was the original inspiration for this trip).
And you know there's no way I'm leaving the Queens City without a trip to the
Passenger Pigeon Memorial Hut at the Cincinnati Zoo! Remind me to bring tissues for that one.
Third Leg: Cincinnati to PittsburghRouteOn the way we can stop in Seaman, Ohio and visit the Alexander Salamon Airport! And, since Columbus is on the way, why not stop over at the
Topiary French People? It's free.
First stop in the City of Steel? If it's still there, how about checking out
Andy Warhol's Stuffed Great Dane? Or
Fredosaurus Rex - an eight-foot-tall T-Rex dressed like Mr. Rogers! There's also
St. Anthony's Chapel - home to 5,000 religious relics.
I don't really know why I think I like Pittsburgh so much, but if we luck out with the weather I'd be really happy wandering around the different bridges and neighborhoods. Oo! And maybe we could find the office where Berkman tried to kill Frick!!! Exciting!
Okay, I totally fell asleep during "The Dawn of the Dead", but I'm willing to give it another go and then pilgrimage over to the
mall where the movie was filmed. I sure do like me some zombie movies!
And, of course, depending on our timing, we could possibly check out a Penguins game!
God I hate those guys. I bet it'd be a real blast to see them waddling and crying all over the Igloo. Boohoo!
Okay, that's all I got.
Return RouteWhat do you think, mommele?
Love you!